Hamlet Finds a Remote Control Deep Inside the Bowels of Elsinore's Green Recycling Dungeon

“There are more things to stream, Horatio, than we can ever watch on our TV”

Tubi or Pluto? That is the question.

Or maybe ‘tis nobler to have cable or Blu-ray, who’s to say?

And yes, Slingbox did cost an outrageous fortune

But I’m not gonna kill myself here, sheesh

Sure, I could sleep for a reeeeallly looonnngggg time

Or perhaps I could drone on and on and on

About bare bodkins and mortal coils

I could keep on going on and on and on

And on! About fardels and law’s delay

But enough talkin’, that goes for you too

Dear sweet Ophelia, holding thine remote

You know, sweet nymph-cheeks, we gon’ be dead soon

So you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’, huh, babeth?

A dash of swordplay, huh, Netflix and chill?

What, you don’t believe me? Let me tell you.

The royals here are worse than Sopranos.

And I don’t know about what dreams may come.

But I can tell you this, fair maiden boo.

There is no Freevee when you’re buried cold.

So let that corset down in the dark.

Time to binge watch season two of Ozark.

The End.

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