Limericks: Bawdy and Bard-ly
DoorDash, Othello and Free Speech take center stage...
Now if you notice, one of these limericks above has a blemish in the artwork. Can you guess which one? (Hint: logo) I was gonna fix it. But then I realized this happy accident could be part of the ClownWorld Shakespeare mystique.
This could one day be worth a lot of money, like that US postal stamp with the upside-down airplane, the Inverted Jenny. Or the flub could go endlessly viral, like that photo of some bespectacled dude who won a presidential election in the late ‘40s.
You know that black and white photo I’m talking about? The winner’s sporting a poop-eating grin as he holds up a newspaper that reads: “Other Guy Wins.” Yeah, that one.
Now imagine, the year is 3145…
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Anyway, today, a rare ClownWorld Shakespeare Limerick NFT was discovered in a cave, in an uninhabited region once known as the – and I’m hoping I’m pronouncing this correctly – San… Fra…ncis…co Ba… y… Are…a.
The famed NFT, known for its artistic blemish as well as its devastating comedic brilliance, is worth 14 bazillion PfizerCoins. Researchers at Taylor Swift University estimate that…..”
CLOWNWORLD SHAKESPEARE - The Tale Twists Along
POLICE CRUISERS pull up; the PROTESTERS start YELLING and SCREAMING.
COP OVER BULLHORN: “Disperse or we will unleash the robot K9s!”
The protesters continue to advance. William runs and ducks and cowers in an alleyway as the throng rushes by...
Love tgese! 🤗♥️
I’ve heard of more ludicrous NFT’s.