Merry Christmas!
Happy Holi-Haiku-days from ClownWorld Shakespeare....
Enjoy a smattering of gift-wrapped Christmas haikus…
Who or what is Krampus?
Krampus is a horned monster of European folklore who scares ill-mannered children. Santa Claus teams with Krampus in early December, with old St. Nicky rewarding the good kids with gifts like chocolate and portable defibrillators for those all-too-common childhood myocarditis attacks. Conversely, Krampus beats the bad children with sticks, while incessantly misgendering them.
Basically, Santa and Krampus are buddy cops:
KRAMPUS: “Okay, little Timmy, did you pull your sister’s hair? Answer me! Or I’m gonna ram my horns so far up your ass, your dentist will have to sharpen ‘em for me.”
SANTA: “Krampus, take it easy on little Timmy. I’m sure he had good reason to pull his sister’s hair. You know what little C-words younger sisters can be. Now, Timmy, we want to give you this new e-bike for Christmas, but you gotta give us something, pal.”
So here’s a haiku about the time I was (accidentally) introduced to Krampus...
That’s all for today, folks. Y’all come back now. Hear?
Just sent this along to fellow clowns in our family 🔥❤️
“Merry Christmas, ya’ filthy animal!”