Poem - Ode to DOGE

Someone's gotta tell it like it is... hopefully, we'll find that person some day. In the meantime, enjoy!

It's a DOGE eat DOGE world

Surprise! Everyone's a piece of [BLEEP]

Our financial flags remain unfurled

As we sit in silence like well-tended sheep

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Bureaucracy stealin' our money

They says it's cloudy

When really it's sunny

Janked three ways from Sunday without even a “Howdy”

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Home on the range

Was once the motto

Seems Epstein’s supply of “strange”

Was waaaay more popular than Hefner’s Grotto

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Hey, where’s that famous list?

Buried, no doubt, in an Iron Mountain™ cave

Fort Knox barren? Someone’s pissed

It’s a horror take on the movie Dave

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Some shout Free Luigi

Others flambé a Tesla

Bums hustlin’ for bitcoins on Park Ave with a squeegee

It’s a 24/7 clown show, no duh!

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While you shed a tear for some canceled starlet

Remember, fame and scandal are birthed by the same beast

We peasants are nothing more than a banker’s harlot

Cheer up, tax slaves! The party’s just gettin’ started in the Middle East…

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