Song Parody - "Owner of an Enlarged Heart"

Safe as a Who concert in Cincinnati; Effective as a one-armed drummer (with apologies to Rick Allen)

Remember the vaxx Public Health did tout?

It nearly destroyed Big Pharma’s sweet clout

Safe and effective? What a clotted mess!

Please enjoy this parody of a song by Yes…

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“Owner of an Enlarged Heart”

(sung to “Owner of a Lonely Heart”)

Mask that face!

Always trust what TV says

Never thinking for yourself

Jabbed again

You are the mark, you tool

Big Pharma doesn’t care, if you live or die

Censor yourself

Don’t speak out of line

Follow Fauci, that’s the only way

Hate, hate anti-vaxxers

While kissing Pfizer’s liability-shielded ass

So the narrative goes

CHORUS: Owner of an enlarged heart

Now that wasn’t very smart! (It could have been so much worse!)

You’re fine. Just a cardiac fart!

Kill Grandma? Go do your part!

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Reeeee! You don't wanna chance ‘Rona

You’ve been jabbed five times before

Watch it now, the Grim Reaper’s bringing turbo cancer

Your heart booms loud from, uh… global warming

You get jabbed yet again… oh, for fuck’s sake!

You’ll be canceled if you show doubt

Be a sheep, post your Fouchie! on IG

You’ll be tits up in three months!

CHORUS: Owner of an enlarged heart

Sudden death right from the start

Jab’s as effective as Paul Blart

Too junky to be sold at Wal-mart

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After my own vaxx injury

Pfizer effing sued me! (getting that EUA was so smart!)

Said “Science™ through your veins does flow

Near the end, your vaxx will make you glow

Never question the CDC, you schmoe! (tumor cluster on my chart!)

And don’t hesitate jab seven, no-no!”

CHORUS: Owner of an enlarged heart

Get jabbed, slabbed, thrown on a cart

Myocarditis—it’s off the chart!

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Sooner or later, a jury that’s selective

Will decide Pfizer and Fauci’s fate (CDC is run by Simpson, Bart!)

It’s not safe, it’s not effective

Did it almost kill Princess Kate? (feels like being speared with a lawn dart)

CHORUS: Owner of an enlarged heart

Owner of an enla… (thwump!)

FLATLINE

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