Sonnet for "King Beer"

Shall I compare thee to a Bud Light can?

Thou taste greater, and thou art less filling

Fetid winds do shake the stomach of man

For a ha’pence, you do tons of swilling

Sometimes too hot blinks the eye of Dylan

That is why IPA is making a killing

As long as men can taste what thine eyes see

No one will drink this blighted brew of pee.

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