Sonnet - My-Oh-My-Oh-My!
I’m Walter White of rhyming comedy
My mama said, “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”
My daddy told me, “Leave ‘em but love some.”
My tailor claims I’ve grown, took out the hem
My bookie wants a lump sum; I act dumb
My school sent a letter when I failed chem
My friend boots up drugs and lives in a slum
My doctor tested, tells me it’s just phlegm.
I’m up all night, nothing to write, ho-hum
I can’t sleep, another dream with no REM
I start my rhyme with “My and I,” tee-hee!
I swear it’s really not all about me
I’m Walter White** of rhyming comedy
My product: literary LSD!
**You older folks out there may substitute “Timothy Leary” for Walter White. But then again, this typeface is pretty small so you probably can’t read this anyway.
Love your sense of humor. And, I read the small print just fine, thank you very much. 😏
Deploying”chem,” “phlegm,” and “REM” - brilliant!