Sonnet – “Sitting in Santos’ Lap”
In chains, George lies, democracy in throes
It’s LOL funny, try not to cry
The naked voters admire their new clothes
If you believe, George, ‘tis really a lie?
Catch him if you can; look how far he goes!
He’ll proclaim it thrice, he’s not very shy
Yet no background check revealed it? This glows!
George’s staff boasts no cheeky Chinese spy
But who checked his claim to having ten toes?
Or scanned for secret docs taped to his thigh?
He’s perfect fodder for mindless news shows
The US Congress: “He’s our kind of guy!”
CiC George one day? He’ll get some looks
That’s when it’ll all be wiped from the books.
