Sonnet – "You’re slightly less unique than déjà vu"***
***For readers yet unacquainted with unfamiliar French words like "unique" and "déjà vu," allow a translation: "You're nothing special despite what your mum or parole officer claims."
Don’t opt to drown in water or sorrow
When your piXXXels are posted to the Gram.
‘Tis no cause for you to delete the morrow
When Love 1.0 links your fleshy spam.
If you crave likes, do not beg, steal or borrow.
Our brainwaves don’t peak, we know ‘tis a scam
Your naughty bits are barely apropos.
A mite boring, hardly worth the flimflam
Not even scary enough to say boo,
You’re slightly less unique than déjà vu.
Everything Old is NFT Again
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Time for another round of ClownWorld Shakespeare Original NFTs (Nice Freakin’ Tokens) Today’s theme: Everything Old is NFT Again. Today’s alternate theme: “When was the last time you remodeled this place? No, linoleum floors and velvet wallpaper are not in style.”