What The Bard wrote in the Middle Ages plus ClownWorld Shakespeare equals…
A Triple Dose of Modern-Day Translations
Sonnet – “There’s Math in Life. That’s Why It’s Such an Absolute Royal, I Mean ROYALE as in ROYALE WITH CHEESE, Pain in the Arse”
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There is sound, there is fury, and that’s nice
Time doth destroy, grey skin was once pure pink
Hand clenches whiskey glass hard like a vice...