Remember Zapruder’s JFK tape?
Folks wanted more than just one headshot view
Said lack of video makes truth escape
In Butler, rally crowd formed makeshift crew
Clocked beaucoup shots of Don T’s bloody nape
Yet questions still surround the eight pew-pew
Eyes open, lenses widen, brains agape
A dozen HD vids provide no clue
“It’s fake!” “A hero!” What do you believe?
The Secret Service… pros or busted sieve?
Well, I got the skinny, so listen in
Best to take shocking news with a huuuuge grin
Want the truth of the bullet’s origin?
‘Twas outtake from film shot by A. Baldwin!
THE END
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