***More like suggestions. These rules can't be enforced since the Poetry Police were defunded years ago.
Wait, what? Poetry is not a babe-magnet?
It can be...provided you've made your money elsewhere...or somewhere.
11. Try really really hard not to be just another poet writing about how hard it is to write poetry.
Very creative! Now we just need to get Louisiana to display it in classrooms.
I'll put this right next to my copy of The Ten Commandments of Love...
Wait, what? Poetry is not a babe-magnet?
It can be...provided you've made your money elsewhere...or somewhere.
11. Try really really hard not to be just another poet writing about how hard it is to write poetry.
Very creative! Now we just need to get Louisiana to display it in classrooms.
I'll put this right next to my copy of The Ten Commandments of Love...