Off Ye Olde Beaten Path

Poem - Ode to DOGE

Someone's gotta tell it like it is... hopefully, we'll find that person some day. In the meantime, enjoy!

Jun 25 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

A Trio of Love Poems That Will Turn Your Heart into a Congealed Lump of Glutinous Fat

Three comedic love poems featuring all the classic romance motifs: elevators, toe fungus, call center phone operators and grimy puddles.

Mar 27 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

Out of Control in the Driver's Seat

A short story about a man and his electric car

Feb 19 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

The Last Supper Gets Served...

Famous Paintings + ClownWorld Shakespeare = More NFTs - The "You'll Do What We Tell You to Do...or Else!" Edition

Dec 31, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

Poem - A Short Thank You

“I can no other answer make but thanks, and thanks, and ever thanks.” – Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night"

Nov 28, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

An Ornithological Horror Tale

Nov 7, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

A Poem with Semicolons, Rhyme and Meaning

I got so deep writing this poem, I almost fell down an abandoned well...

Oct 9, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

Poem - Dreamzzz....

To sleep, perchance to dream? Sure, why not? I've got a few hours to kill

Sep 22, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

Ode to Fave T-Shirt

There's no need for a subhead here. I wrote a poem about my favorite shirt. Or is it a metaphor for something deeper? Nah, I miss my shirt.

Sep 15, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

Poem: Unzip the Files of Your Mind

If Your Compressed Mind Can’t Unzip, You May Be Entitled to a Settlement

Sep 4, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

Poem - "Exploding Moon"

The Moon is everyone's personal pet rock...

Aug 23, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

"I Wonder..." - A Poem

A short, free verse exposition on the writing process, or lack thereof...

Aug 7, 2024 •

ClownWorld Shakespeare

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