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Sonnet – In Videos Veritas
Video adds at least ten pounds to the truth...
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Sonnet - Shall I Compare Thee to “Hawk Tuah Girl”?
This may not be the spit take we want, but it's the spit take we need!
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Sonnet – A Mostly Peaceful Semester
Graded "A" for accurate
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Sonnet - Don't Answer this Question
It's rhetorical... and we all know the answer anyway
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Sonnet - Throwing Shade on a Sunflower
Tell me your secret right now, sunflower!
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Sonnet - Shall I Compare Thee Three to a Springtime's Eve?
Shall I compare thee to a springtime’s eve? Wait, there’s another woman in the mix Seems throuples are now cool to achieve
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Sonnet – I’d Like to Speak to the Universe's Manager, Please
Speak to the manager? Are you in charge? God, yes, I have concerns and a complaint
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A Little Sonnet 'bout Taylor and Travis
Two American kids blowin' up the heartland
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Sonnet – noThing wErkZ r1ghT anyMoOre
Western Civ is in trouble... nothing works!
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Sonnet - Can’t Get Enough of that Roman Empire***
We watch the world crumble...
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Happy New Year! Goodbye, 2023!
Celebrate the old-fashioned way -- with a warm sonnet, a few bubbly haikus and a noise-making limerick!
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Sonnet - My-Oh-My-Oh-My!
I’m Walter White of rhyming comedy
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