Archive - ClownWorld Shakespeare's Substack

Poem - Ode to DOGE

Someone's gotta tell it like it is... hopefully, we'll find that person some day. In the meantime, enjoy!

Jun 25 •

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May 2025

Haikus - New and Selected

A short play precedes the poetry recital...

May 13 •

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April 2025

CLOWNWORLD SHAKESPEARE - The Journey Slams into an Impossible Mission

William visits a library, while Tom Cruise becomes one with the universe...

Apr 24 •

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March 2025

A Trio of Love Poems That Will Turn Your Heart into a Congealed Lump of Glutinous Fat

Three comedic love poems featuring all the classic romance motifs: elevators, toe fungus, call center phone operators and grimy puddles.

Mar 27 •

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February 2025

A V.O.W. of Alliteration

Three haikus for your reading pleasure...the first one is especially pleasurable

Feb 20 •

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Out of Control in the Driver's Seat

A short story about a man and his electric car

Feb 19 •

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January 2025

Poem – "Let’s Name Our Sun"

Let’s write a poem, Muse.

Jan 8 •

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December 2024

The Last Supper Gets Served...

Famous Paintings + ClownWorld Shakespeare = More NFTs - The "You'll Do What We Tell You to Do...or Else!" Edition

Dec 31, 2024 •

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Song Parody - "Owner of an Enlarged Heart"

Safe as a Who concert in Cincinnati; Effective as a one-armed drummer (with apologies to Rick Allen)

Dec 23, 2024 •

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November 2024

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